Burpees I Thought You Meant Slurpees Sweatshirt

Burpees I Thought You Meant Slurpees – Sweatshirt

💪🍔 Strong enough to lift… lunch.

This isn’t your average gym crewneck. It’s a hilarious celebration of lifting heavy and eating heavier. The design features a jacked-up cartoon gorilla powerlifting a giant flaming cheeseburger — because gains don’t have to be serious.

Perfect for gym-goers who hit the squat rack and the snack bar, this sweatshirt balances beast-mode energy with food-fueled fun.

The Story Behind the Sweatshirt

It started with a misheard word: “Burpees.”
He thought they said “Slurpees.”
One burger, two dumbbells, and a lot of confusion later… this sweatshirt was born.

Made for the fitness enthusiast who counts calories and condiments, this design celebrates the eternal balance between discipline and deliciousness.

Because sometimes, the real workout is lifting your post-gym meal.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Cartoon gorilla lifting a flaming burger barbell — absurdly awesome

• Combines humor and strength for ultimate gym-meets-grub energy

• Perfect for cheat days, gym humor lovers, or foodies with muscle

• Guaranteed to turn heads at the gym (or drive-thru)

Details:

• Color: Mint Green

• Fit: Classic unisex crew neck sweatshirt

• Material: Midweight cotton/poly blend fleece — ultra soft, built to last

• Print: DTF (Direct-to-Film) for maximum detail and color punch

• Mood: Savage. Silly. Snack-powered.

Care Instructions:

• Wash inside out in cold water

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach

• Iron inside out if needed (avoid design area)

Additional Info:

• Color Accuracy: Slight variation may occur due to monitor settings

• Size Guidance: Garments are hand-pressed and may vary slightly in fit

• Print Placement: Centered by hand — may vary subtly